Exercise time is over, Gary.
We don't want you getting too thin.
Here, boy.
Fetch!
( rooster crows )
( snoring )
( meows )
Huh?
Good job, Gary.
I love you, Gary.
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary...
( purring )
Gary, Gary, Gary.
( laughing )
Down, boy!
( laughing )
SpongeBob!
Are you ready?
For what?
The Annual Jellyfish Convention in Ukulele Bottom this weekend.
Ha... ya!
( yelling )
( glass shatters )
So, you ready or what?
That was this weekend?
I can't go.
l don't have anyone to take care of Gary.
Would you please stop leaving your undergarments
on my front lawn?
Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend?
What's a Gary?
Not a Gary... Gary.
He's my pet snail.
( pop )
Say "hello."
( hisses )
Aah!
You actually care for that thing?
I love Gary!
Well, I don't.
Get somebody else.
I guess we can't go away this weekend
after all, Patrick.
Go away?
You mean, if I watch Gary,
you guys will be gone all weekend?
Actually, a three-day weekend.
As in "not here for three days"?
Yeah, but you've already said you can't do it.
We understand.
Don't feel bad, Squidward.
The three of us can still have
our own jellyfish convention
at your house.
I changed my mind.
You guys deserve a weekend away.
You'll do it?
Great!
Let me show you a little bit
about snail care.
You need to take Gary for a walk twice a day...
Squidward: Friday, Saturday and Sunday... a three-day weekend.
Let me show you how to feed him.
I have all the cans marked.
A can in the morning and a can at night.
( sarcastically ): Sure it's enough?
GROUP: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
The bus is here!
Come on, SpongeBob!
ALL: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
Well, time to go. Don't want to be late. Have fun. Bye-bye.
Now you won't forget my instructions, will you?
I have the memory of an elephant.
I'll take good care of Fred.
Gary.
Right, yeah, right.
GROUP: Jellyfishing!
ALL: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
So long, losers!
( laughs )
They're gone.
( laughs )
( meows )
( humming )
This is going to be the best three days of my life.
( sighs )
I'm going to do all the things
l can't normally do because of SpongeBob.
( sizzling quietly )
GROUP: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
Well, thus ends the greatest weekend of my life.
No SpongeBob, no Patrick, nothing but me, me, me.
( groans gutturally )
( thud )
( screams )
The snail! I forgot the snail!
( panting )
( moans )
I've got to do something.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go, here we go, right here.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
You've got to finish this food!
See you later, Patrick.
Come on, eat! Eat! Eat!
Aah... aah... aah...
Oh!
Gary, I'm home!
Hi, SpongeBob.
Squidward, what are you doing here?
( gulps hard )
Aah!
Just, uh, checking up on old Gary for you.
What a great friend you are, Squidward.
So, well, I guess
I'll see you later. Bye.
Thanks, Squidward.
I can always count on you.
( wheezes )
( screams )
Gary!
Gary, what's happened to you?
What's wrong?
Squidward, something's wrong with Gary!
Squidward!
Oh!
MALE FISH: Yes, yes, it's just as I thought.
What?
This is definitely a snail.
( gasps )
I knew it!
Oh, Squid, did you hear that?
Therefore, a shot of snail plasma
must be carefully administered.
Here you go.
Aren't you doing to do it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm too squeamish.
Uh, hang on, doc.
Let me help you with your bag there.
Squid, wait.
I can't give Gary his plasma.
I'm squeamish, too.
Oh, SpongeBob, I don't want to...
( violent coughing )
Gary!
Okay, okay, I'll do it.
Now, don't hurt him, Squidward.
Okay, steady.
Wait, that's too hard.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, try it again.
Wait!
Wait. Wait. Wait.
( stammers ): Hold him still.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Hold him still! Wait.
Ouch!
Uh, Squidward...
you've injected me with snail plasma.
Well, you made me do it.
What's going to happen to me?
Oh, nothing, it's just a little snail plasma.
l don't know, I feel kind of funny.
I'm telling you, it's all in your head!
( moans )
( gulps )
( gargles, then clears throat )
( meows spiritedly )
He just needed water?
Oh, Gary, you're better!
Oh, how touching.
I'm going to go home and throw up.
Good night.
Squidward, wait!
The snail plasma.
Trust me, SpongeBob.
Nothing's going to happen to you.
You're fine.
( meows )
Don't worry, Gary.
Squidward says I'll be fine.
He knows everything.
So, you hungry?
( meows loudly )
Hmm?
Hmm!
Mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Here you go.
Eat up, Gary.
( meows questioningly )
Sorry, Gary, I couldn't control myself.
( burps )
Meow.
Why'd I just do that?
Am I cracking up?
( meows )
No. No, Squidward's right.
I'm fine.
I worry too much.
It's all in my head.
I feel tip-top.
Gary, you're getting
( voice slows, lowers ): a lot faster.
( footsteps thumping loudly )
( voice echoes ): Look at me.
Never better.
( yelps )
( head creaking )
l'm okay. Squidward said I'm fine.
( screams )
( shrieks )
Gary! I'm fine!
( barks )
( straining ): You see?
( grunting )
( pop )
That's okay,
I'm a lefty, anyway.
( grunts, screams )
Now I don't have to buy those new shoes.
( screams and groans )
I take it back, Gary.
Something is wrong with me!
Ow.
l hope I never see another snail again.
Good night, clari.
( doorbell rings, knock on door )
Who could that be?
As if I didn't already know.
SpongeBob, I already told you:
You're going to be just fi...
( screams )
Meow.
( screams )
Meow, meow.
( screams )
( panting )
SpongeBob?
Oh, Neptune, what have I done?
It's all your fault.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Get it together, Squidward.
Meow!
( screams )
Meow!
Meow, meow.
( screams )
Meow.
( gasps )
Meow, meow.
( screams )
None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail.
Meow.
( screaming )
Meow.
( screaming )
Meow.
( screams )
Meow.
( screams )
Meow.
( screaming and meowing continue )
( glass shatters )
( groaning )
Uh-oh.
GARY ( to "Blow the Man Down ): ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪"
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow meow ♪
Will you clam up?
♪ Meow meow...
( yelps )
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow. ♪